(Source: bob-belcher, via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: bob-belcher, via ruinedchildhood)

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

penguinedward:

pasdecoeur:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

ironmanstan:

tony: im in target do you need anything

peter: oh just pjs i guess

tony: okay

-

peter, staring at airplane ownership papers in his hands: pjs as in pajamas, mr stark, not private jets, what the fuck,

peter: they just cancelled my favorite show!

tony: which one lol

-

peter: oh nvm theyre filming the new season!

peter, after reading that tony paid nbc & the actors to keep the show going: MR. STARK WHAT THE FUCK

peter, unassuming child: id die for dominos rn

tony: *makes a phonecall*

peter, immediately recalling the two jets he doesnt even know what to do with or where to fucking keep or how to not get killed by aunt may because of them: ONE PIZZA. ONE. NOT THE WHOLE ENTIRE FRANCHISE OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD,

tony, looking guilty: *hangs up*

# same energy

The difference between Dad Energy and Daddy Energy

tony @ pete: my child,,, i will get you whatever

bruce @ clark: im your sugar daddy dont worry bout it

(via lolsomeone-actually)

(Source: bob-belcher, via ruinedchildhood)

nessa007:

On a scale from 1 to Full Boyle, how confident are you?

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sacred–sage:

lonnii-renae:

cutiexmeow:

sixpenceee:

“The demon in my corner while I’m having sleep paralysis.”

Omg

😂💀💀💀

😂🔥😭

(Source: sixpenceee, via sixpenceee)